1 Chapter 1- The beginning

Chapter 1 — The Beginning

Pera: Hello, my dear viewers! I’m your host, Pera, and I’ll be presenting this wonderful show for the next few days, months, or even years! And this is the object show A Millionaire Object!

A large red truck appears, seemingly carrying many things—or rather, many objects. The back of the truck opens and, from it, the contestants appear.

Pera: Hello, my dear 20 contestants! Today you are officially part of the show A Millionaire Object!

Broom: OH MY GOD, this is sooo cool! I can’t believe I’m competing for a million dollars! It’s everything I’ve ever wanted! Wow, so many cool contestants, such a cool place! OH MY GOD I’M GONNA FREAK OUT!

Wine Glass: That truck was absolutely disgusting! I don’t even know why I signed up for this stupid show.

Chocolate Ice Cream: Hey, chill out bro, no need to get all stressed. I’ve got a good feeling this show is going to be full of good vibes.

Orange: What are “vibes”?

Star: Wow, what a dumb girl. Of course it had to be a fruit...

Pera: Hey, that’s offensive! Anyway, everybody out of the truck! Let’s start our first challenge! Are you excited?!

Broom: YES!!!!

Wine Glass: Obviously not.

The scene takes place in a beautiful (artificial) island where all there was were dirt and a few trees. Among those trees, a lagoon where the first challenge would take place.

Pera: Before we start, I’d like to show you the Elimination Spot, where the losing team will go to vote off a player who won’t come back here... or maybe they will, who knows. Follow me!

Pera heads to the Elimination Spot, where there were simple wooden benches and a large panel for displaying the votes. Leaving that place, they went to the lagoon with bright blue waters.

Pera: This challenge is simple and quick, and it’ll decide the teams. Each player must jump into the water and see if they float or sink.

Snowflake: But what if someone doesn’t know how to swim?

Sword: Then I’ll save them!

Pera: Exactly, the sword saves. Anyway, let’s begin! Who wants to jump first?

Wine Glass: I would never jump in that water! All my wine would spill!

Wine Glass gets pushed into the water by Gas Tank and starts floating, while Gas Tank laughs.

Wine Glass: How dare you?! Do you think that’s funny?! My wine spilled and now I’m in this probably filthy lagoon! I polish my glass 5 times a day, and now it’s going to be 10!

Gas Tank: Yeah, it was funny. Now shut up and get out of the way 'cause I wanna jump in—and just so you know, I’m very heavy!

Gas Tank jumps into the lagoon, causing a massive splash. Wine Glass is flung into the air and shatters on the ground, while Gas Tank sinks to the bottom.

Pera: Okay, so Wine Glass floats and Gas Tank sinks. I just don’t know how I’m going to revive Wine Glass…

Guitar: There’s a recovery machine right over there.

Orange: What’s recovery?

Gas Tank gets out of the water and pushes Guitar and Orange in. Guitar sinks, Orange floats. Pera returns with Wine Glass restored.

Pera: Orange floats and Guitar sinks. Okay, who’s next?

Gas Tank: Yeah? Who’s next? I can’t wait to push someone!

Domino: I’ll jump—but no need to push me!

Domino jumps in and floats. Guitar gets out of the water, filled with water inside.

Guitar: How do I get all this water out?

Orange: And how do I get out of here?

Star: Oh my god! Just let me jump already!

Star jumps and floats, quickly helping Orange out of the lagoon.

Sword: Hey! I was supposed to save her!

Star: Oh yeah? Then save her!

Star pushes Orange back into the water. Sword jumps in to save her but ends up sinking instead—though he manages to get out and bring Orange with him.

Sword: At your service!

Pera: Sword sinks, Star floats… okay, anyone else?

Chocolate Ice Cream: I’ll jump, but what if my head melts?

Pera: Well, that’s not my problem, is it?

Chocolate Ice Cream: Alright, bro, but I’m scared, man!

Gas Tank: I got you, “bro”!

Gas Tank pushes Ice Cream into the water, and he floats.

Chocolate Ice Cream: That’s what I’m talking about, man! Thanks!

Gas Tank: No! You’re supposed to hate me and want revenge! Now I’ll just pick someone else to push for no reason!

Gas Tank grabs the nearest contestant—Flute—and throws her in. She sinks and quickly gets out with Ice Cream’s help.

Chocolate Ice Cream: Chill out, sis, relax.

Flute: S-sorry, I’m just a little nervous...

Chocolate Ice Cream: It’s all good, bro. You’re fine now.

Flute: You’re right. Thanks for the help.

Chocolate Ice Cream: Anytime, bro, relax.

CONFESSIONAL CABIN

Flute: I consider myself really shy, especially when talking to other objects, but when I’m alone, I open up more, you know? I absolutely love singing! And since I’m a flute, I also handle the instrumental part.

OUTSIDE THE CABIN

Popcorn: If I jump in there, I’ll melt!

Popsicle: Wait, who’s talking?

Popcorn: Just a little ol’ popped kernel…

Star: At least you know that.

Guitar: You’re not helping, Star!

Star: And I don’t care! And besides, how do you know my name?

Guitar: Maybe because you’re literally a star? Anyway, Popcorn, don’t say that about yourself!

Popcorn: Why would you even care?

Guitar: I don’t know you, but I don’t like seeing anyone sad.

Popcorn: I’m not sad, just being realistic. I’m so tiny, no one can even see me properly!

Star: True.

Guitar: Shut up, Star! (To Popcorn) But size doesn’t matter, okay? Just accept who you are!

Gas Tank: Blah blah blah, such boring talk. Just jump already, lil’ popcorn!

Gas Tank grabs Popcorn and puts her in the water—she floats.

Guitar: Hey!

Gas Tank: No “hey”!

Broom: YIPPEEEE!!!

Broom jumps in and floats, swimming around the lagoon.

Gas Tank: Get outta there, you maniac!

Broom: NEVER!!!

Gas Tank grabs Broom by the arm and pulls her out. Meanwhile, Popsicle and Snowflake jump and both float.

Broom: LET ME GOOO!!!

Broom bites Gas Tank’s arm, and he lets go.

Broom: NEVER touch me again, got it?! And I am not a maniac!

Gas Tank: If you’re not, I don’t even wanna think who might be.

Popsicle (to Snowflake): Hey, Snow, wanna form an alliance?

Snowflake: Maybe… but why?

Popsicle: Because we both floated, so we’ll be on the same team!

Snowflake: But why me?

Popsicle: Because we have so much in common!

Snowflake: Like what?

Popsicle: We’re both cold!

Snowflake: True! We definitely should form an alliance. But we need a name!

Chocolate Ice Cream joins the convo

Chocolate Ice Cream: How about... The Cool Dudes?

Popsicle: Wait—you were listening?!

Ice Cream: I’m literally next to you, bros. I floated too, and I’m cool, in the temperature and personality, like you mans! Can I join?

Snowflake: Of course! The more, the merrier!

Popsicle: Then let’s go, Cool Dudes?

Snowflake: Let’s go!

Chocolate Ice Cream: Let’s roll!

CONFESSIONAL CABIN

Popsicle: I’ve watched a lot of object shows, and I know one of the most important things is forming alliances—especially when you and your allies have stuff in common. In my case, allies, plural. I’m so proud of It!

OUTSIDE THE CABIN

Bag: If I jump, won’t the stuff inside me fall out? They’re super precious to me! Like, seriously.

Pera: Depends, are you zipped?

Bag: I’m barely ever unzipped.

Gas Tank: Just jump already!

Gas Tank pushes Purse, and she sinks, then comes out of the water.

Bag: MY PRECIOUS THINGS!! Oh… they still inside me….

Gás Tank: This is a millionaire object or a maniac object?

Frying Pan – (To Gas Tank) Okay, that’s enough! You’re really getting on my nerves! Do you think you can just throw everyone into the water and get away with it?! Well, not anymore!

Frying Pan tries to push Gas Tank into the water, but he’s too heavy, so he grabs her and throws her into the water. Frying Pan sinks and comes out of the pond furious.

Frying Pan – Why you #&@*# $# #@& #$@&! You’ll pay for this! Don’t play with a hot frying pan!

Pear – No swearing! We’re trying to be a family-friendly show!

Orange – What does “family-friendly” mean?

Guitar – It means the whole family can watch it—kids, parents, and even you, the one watching our show… what’s the name of the show again?

Pear – A Millionaire Object.

Guitar – Oh right! A Millionaire Object, also watch it with your friends and family!

Pear – Anyway, that’s it, just jump already!

Key – There has to be a way I can jump without rusting, but I lost my anti-rust spray…

Key looks at Egg, and he’s holding her anti-rust spray.

Key – Wait, how did you find that—did you steal it?!

Egg – No.

Key – Give it back now!

Egg – No.

Key – What do you mean no? You took it, so give it back!

Egg – No.

Key – Please!

Egg – No.

Key – Is “no” all you can say?

Egg – No.

Key – Then say something else!

Egg – No.

Key tries to grab the spray from Egg’s hand, but he pushes her into the pond before she can get it. Then he jumps in too. They both sink and come out of the pond, and Key manages to get the spray.

Gas Tank – Hey egg! That was supposed to be my role!

Egg – No.

Key – I can still use the spray without rusting…

Key sprays herself.

Pear – Just three more objects: Cookie, Perfume, and Toothbrush.

Toothbrush – Wait, but tell me one thing first—does jumping into the pond give us any advantage?

Pear – You get the advantage of not being eliminated.

Toothbrush – Disappointing…

Toothbrush jumps in, sinks, and comes out of the pond.

Pear – Okay, Perfume and Cookie, hurry up!

Perfume – Ugh, I can’t even enjoy the view properly! But I’ll jump.

Cookie – Want to go first, madam?

Perfume – I’m a boy.

Cookie – Oh, sorry, it’s just that your voice is kind of high and...

Perfume – Oh God, give me patience…

Perfume jumps in and sinks. Then Cookie jumps and floats. They both come out of the pond. Cookie tries to help perfume, but he doesn’t accept it.

Pear – Finally!! I wrote down all the results, and like I said, this challenge was to decide the teams, so:

Chocolate Ice Cream

Popsicle

Orange

Popcorn

Cookie

Snowflake

Wine Glass

Broom

Domino

Star

You are the above water!

And…

Sword

Gas Tank

Guitar

Key

Egg

Frying Pan

Flute

Toothbrush

Bag

Perfume

You are the underwater!

Wine Glass – These team names are absolutely awful!

Broom – THESE NAMES ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!

Star – I deserve something much better than “above water,” I deserve something like—The Brilliant Star!

Popsicle – Our team would never be called The Brilliant Star.

Star – And who are you to decide anything?! This name is perfect! Like me!

Guitar- Oh girl, trust me, you are far from perfect.

Star- What?!

Pear – Anyway, anyway. These will be the names and that’s it! Nothing to complain about! The names are great!

Star – They’re definitely not.

Pear – Let me talk! So, you viewers, go ahead and vote in the comments for your favorite character. The character with the most votes will win a prize! But what will the prize be? And who will win it? Find out in the next episode of…

A MILLIONAIRE OBJECT!

Hi everyone, I’m the writer. Just dropping by to let you know that I’m still a kid, so I’d like to apologize if there are any spelling mistakes or if the text isn’t written very well. And i am Brazilian, só o don’t know Very well english.

Don’t forget to comment which character you liked the most. The voting will be open until April 25th, 2025, because your vote will completely influence the next chapter, and I have to make it quickly, so that’s why the deadline is short.

I was inspired by two object shows to create A.M.O:

Inanimate Insanity (by AnimationEpic)

BFDI (by Jacknjellify)

And about the character designs, I’ll post a drawing of each character when they get eliminated. I’m a terrible artist, so sorry if the drawings are really bad.

If anyone wants to send fanart (though I doubt anyone will), I can make it the offic

ial image of the character! To send it, just email me at:

enrico.s.machado@gmail.com

And please guys, go check the site of A.M.O, there you can see the draws and genders of the characters, read the history and vote in your favorite! Here is the link of the site:

https://sites.google.com/view/amillionaireobject-amo/in%C3%ADcio

Bye guys! The Second chapter is going on next month